Description
Proudly worn by those who work with precision and have zero tolerance for stupidity, this bold machinist shirt reads:
"I Am A Grumpy Machinist, I’m Allergic To Stupidity, I Break Out In Sarcasm, I Protect My Family & Love My Country, I Am Proud To Be A Machinist, If This Offends You I Don’t Care."
Featuring sharp typography in white, red, green, and bold neon accents, plus a detailed caliper tool illustration, this design hits with both sarcasm and blue-collar truth.
Built for machinists who take pride in their work and aren’t afraid to speak their mind—on or off the job.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s perfect for grinders, lathe masters, and CNC kings who live life with accuracy and attitude.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@civicnoticeco.co with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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